Pity the Labour Councillor- burdened with the unenviable task of slashing the public services that keep the working-class of Britain happy in their homes. What a decrepit situation to find oneself in, through no fault of ones one, powerless to resist! Fear not, stalwart reformers of Capital, defenders of those who produce the wealth- though your heart is rendered asunder, help is at hand. Defend yourself from the brickbats of infantile utopians who claim “you should be resisting local authority cuts” with this handy cut-out-and-wear lapel badge, showing your true allegiances even when desecrating the welfare state. Suitable for all future budget meetings.
“Lewisham? Never again!”